⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is a game for entertainment only.
It does not reflect real cryptocurrency trading. Never invest money you can't afford to lose in real crypto markets!
🚀 ABOUT THE GAME
Welcome to Shitcoin Trader — a space-themed crypto trading simulator!
Your mission is to turn $1,000 into
$1,000,000 by trading the volatile Shitcoin cryptocurrency.
⚙️ HOW IT WORKS
📈 Price updates every 3 seconds with random changes
📊 Price can go UP, STABLE, or DOWN
💹 Changes range from 1% to 5%
💾 Your progress is auto-saved in browser
⏰ Idle mechanics: prices keep changing even when you're away!
💱 SPOT TRADING GUIDE
1️⃣ Choose input mode: USD or Shitcoin
2️⃣ Enter amount or use quick buttons (25%, 50%, 75%, MAX)
3️⃣ Click BUY to purchase Shitcoin
4️⃣ Click SELL to convert back to USD
🚀 FUTURES TRADING GUIDE
📊 Separate Balance: Transfer USD between spot and futures accounts
⚙️ Leverage: Multiply your position size up to 200x
📈 LONG Position: Profit when price goes UP, lose when it goes DOWN
📉 SHORT Position: Profit when price goes DOWN, lose when it goes UP
💀 Liquidation: Position auto-closes at 95% loss to limit risk
⏱️ Real-Time P&L: Profit/Loss updates with every price change
🎲 RANDOM EVENTS
💸 Rug Pull: The developer runs away with the funds! All your Shitcoins become worthless.
🏛️ Tax Event: The tax man takes 10% of your profit!
🎁 Airdrop: Someone sends you some money by mistake!
🐋 Whale Buy: Whales buy heavily! The price increases by 10-50%!
🦈 Whale Sell: Whales dump! The price decreases by 10-50%!
💡 STRATEGY TIPS
🎯 Buy low, sell high — classic but effective!
⚠️ Don't go all-in — diversify your risk
📉 Watch the chart — look for patterns
🎰 It's random! — no guaranteed strategy exists
⏳ Be patient — wait for the right moment
📊 CHART CONTROLS
🔍 Use + and - buttons to zoom in/out
🔄 Click Reset View to restore default zoom
📝 FEEDBACK
🔍 Use /message [your message] in tg bot @safu_space_bot to send feedback or questions directly to the bot owner.
🚀🌟🎉
MISSION COMPLETE!
You've reached
$1,000,000
You are now a legendary space trader!
💀💸💥
MISSION FAILED!
You are broke!
No USD, No Shitcoins.
The market has humbled another trader.
🚨💸💥
SCAM ALERT!
The developer rug-pulled!
All your Shitcoins are gone!
Your tokens were worthless. The project is dead.
💸🏛️ ⚠️
TAX MAN!
The IRS found you!
$0.00 was confiscated
20% of your profit went to the government.
💰✨🎉
SOMEBODY SENT YOU MONEY!
A random address error made you rich!
$0.00 was credited
Somebody mistyped your address and sent you money!